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Post by Redeim on Jan 2, 2011 15:24:03 GMT -8
In this thread, you'll say a wish, and then the next poster will make your wish come true, but then will make it invalid.
Example:
Redeim: I wish I could have a sexy Korean boyfriend.
Poster #2: Granted, but he'll get fat and ugly in less than a year.
So, here we go!
I wish I could be done with college already.
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Tori
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Post by Tori on Jan 2, 2011 15:26:53 GMT -8
Granted, but then you'll have to take the same classes over again for failing the first time.
I wish I could be the fastest on my swim team.
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Post by Redeim on Jan 2, 2011 15:34:00 GMT -8
granted, but then you'll be stuck with fiish fins for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be in Korea right now.
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Post by Velexa on Jan 2, 2011 21:45:17 GMT -8
Granted, but it's because your got drafted into the US Military and now you're in Korea fighting the new Korean War.
I wish I could become a great and famous novelist.
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Post by Redeim on Jan 3, 2011 8:01:35 GMT -8
Granted, but it's because you wrote about sparkly werewolves and sexy vampires (To avoid copyright).
I wish I could cook well.
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Tori
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Post by Tori on Jan 4, 2011 9:58:49 GMT -8
Granted, but your only decent dish was dog food.
I wish I had my own car.
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Post by Redeim on Jan 5, 2011 8:01:53 GMT -8
Granted, but it's a piece of junk that's a more effective lawn ornament than a car.
I wish I was bilingual.
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Post by Velexa on Jan 9, 2011 9:16:18 GMT -8
Granted, but both languages are long dead and you're the only one who speaks them.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Redeim on Jan 9, 2011 22:13:20 GMT -8
granted but you'll painfully grow wings and not be able to bring any luggage.
I wish I could sing
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Post by Velexa on Jan 10, 2011 7:21:08 GMT -8
Granted but you sound like a prepubecent teen like Justin Beiber, but hey, you can still get popular like that.
I wish I could meet a Korean celebrity. (This one feels like a set up)
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Post by Redeim on Jan 10, 2011 9:21:37 GMT -8
Granted, but it's because you're the last person they saw before dying from you running them over.
I wish our website was popular.
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